I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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