come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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