You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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