Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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