uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I think people are normalizing furries
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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