peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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