plz talk dirty to me
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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