problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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