So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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