it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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