party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
