i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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