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Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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