can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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