yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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