i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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