He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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