Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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