sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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