Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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