How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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