your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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