Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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