doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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