That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Small penises have feelings too.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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