I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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