She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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