Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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