Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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