Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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