The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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