going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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