Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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