My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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