I'm so fucking centered right now
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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