We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
