im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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