saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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