hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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