There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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