Just fell off a train. Bad.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I don't think brook has ever known best
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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