Your face is a jimmy john
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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