I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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