And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Best friends brother. Beat that.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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