I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
so let's talk penis.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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