He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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