Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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