she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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