if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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