Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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