Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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