I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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