It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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