last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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