I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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