If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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